Get a pet other than a fish

See video here.

Do you know how many people have fish?  I do.  Over a dozen.  I do not want to be one of those people.  Why don’t they just realize what other pets can do.  For example this video- (video)- a fish could never do what that cat did.

I am going to tell you a story about Elvis and his fish (picture).  Once a boy named Elvis Pressley bought a fish and took it to his home.  One day, Elvis gave his fish a clump of water to the replace the old one.  The fish grew big!  He had sharp teeth and spit out water to cover the city!  He ate the house and devoured Elvis.  The end.  True story. 

Why not get a cat?  Or dog?  What would you do if you were asked about a pet?  Say “Don’t buy a fish!  Look at what a fish can do (video) and do fish fall in love?  (video) and that’s why you should get me a pet other than a fish!